Funny Things to Do in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your duffel bag or briefacse, look inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2) STAND at the front of the elevator and face everyone. And let the tension ensue.

3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Captain.

4) MEOW occasionally.

5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly

6) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.

7) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

9) ANNOUNCE: “I have new socks on.”

10) ASK  someone: “Is this elevator beeper friendly?”

11) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

12) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

13) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

14) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift and tell them it’s for your Facebook page. They should understand.

15) ANNOUNCE: “Well, this is going to be awkward…”

So I’ve only done 3 of the above. Only 12 more to go…

BTW, here’s what I look like in an elevator: